Operation ABC

Avoidance Mission Successful. Transcript of details below.

Operation ABC (Avoid Big Cheese) Reported by Colonel Melodrama

08.25 - snuck in late enough to avoid opening with my boss (aka TBC - The Big Cheese). Had enough time to scope out my department and begin operations for the day

08.35 - slunk into the mess (locker room) and applied war paint (make up) talked to fellow soldiers

08.50 - attended de-briefing (morning meeting) and received battle plans and ammunition (sales targets and keys)

08.59 - had brief communication with TBC and went about rousing the troops

09.00 - 10.55 - TBC on duty in HQ (office). Daily routines completed. Assessed as OK by TBC on his rounds.

11.00-15.30 - Liaison and trade with consumers (sales and customer service) and Mess (breaks)

15.35 - 16.45 - Detected relocation of imaging equipment (stolen camera). Reported to TBC and retreated to department

16.50 - spoke to Colonel N (recruitment agent)

17.00 - 18.00 - Pack up department and dismiss troops.

18.05 - 18.20 - secure fort (close and lock shop)

18.25 - salute TBC while he is busy with EBC (even bigger cheese) on phone and retreat to barracks for R&R (skulk of home for rest!)

Additional Notes: TBC out for reconnaissance Behind Enemy Lines (out with EBC at other stores) tomorrow. Wednesday is my RDO so will successfully avoid til Thursday unless he reports back to base on his way to barracks.

Mission Successful. Casualties NIL.

Over and Out.